Thursday, 21 June 2012

COMING SOON: what we're excited about


TEASER TRAILER: The return of Monsters Inc!

11 years after the original set the standards for CG-animated monster comedies and added another impressive string to the Disney-Pixar bow, the first trailers for the second installment has hit. We've known for a while that Monsters University will be a prequel, and this teaser trailer which showing the younger looking versions of Mike and Sully is particularly exciting.  Also, according to IMDB, Ken Jeong will feature in the voice cast which can only mean good things.

Monsters University will hit British cinemas on 12th July 2013.

Monday, 18 June 2012

Prometheus: the plot thickens

Prometheus certainly proved itself more than simply an Alien prequel; while the original was all about enclosure, it is full of expansion and exploration.

The biggest difference between the two? Well, Alien did what it said on the tin ('In space no one can hear you scream'), and in contrast we still don't have a clue about the main questions conceived in Prometheus. Recently, however, Ridley Scott has done his best to enlighten us. Firstly, deleted images were released showing the Engineer in the first scene accompanied by others. These extra Engineers were of differing ages, implying that they are mortal and age just like us. Yet compared to Scott's latest explanations, these images are no more interesting than a flobberworm. In an interview with movies.com Scott actually answered one of the biggest questions in the film, namely why  our creators wanted to destroy us? While many theorists claimed it was a commentary on humankind and our destructive nature, few thought the answer would be religious...but oh how wrong they were.


As bizarre as this may sound, according to Scott the reason our creators wanted to wipe us out is because we crucified Jesus. Jesus was an emissary of the Engineers sent down to give us a second chance. When the Romans killed him the Engineers had enough and would have sent down all sorts of biological warfare, had it not turned on them. In Scott's words, the Engineers' thoughts were such: "Let’s send down one more of our emissaries to see if he can stop it.' Guess what? They crucified him." According, one bit of dialogue explicitly pointed this out (although I certainly didn't pick up on it).

What sort of effect, then, will this have on the sequel (which Scott has already confirmed)? It certainly makes the prospect of Noomi Rapace, accompanied by Michael Fassbender's disembodied head, heading off in search of the Engineers' original home planet an interesting one. Furthermore, it leads to questions as to how much they interfered with life on Earth - perhaps then we'll find out where the cave paintings came from.

It still remains to be seen whether 'Space Jesus' will actually be incorporated into future films, but even so it surely stands as one of the most bizarre explanations in sci-fi - even amongst the likes of co-writer Damon Lindelof (i.e. Lost)

Tuesday, 5 June 2012

COMING SOON: what we're excited about

TRAILER: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter


On June 20th, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, is released to the U.K.  This adaptation of the best-selling book follows Abraham Lincoln as he tries to prevent vampires taking over America. Produced by Timur Bekmambetov (Wanted, 2008) and Tim Burton* (Corpse Bride, 2005), this faux-historical tale looks to be a somewhat mad-cap yet entertaining insight into the 'secret life' of the sixteenth President of America.


* CONSPIRACY THEORY: could Bekmambetov be Burton's russian alter ego?

Monday, 4 June 2012

LISTED: Film posters that best represent her majesty's realm

5. The Italian Job
Why it's fit for Her Majesty's service:
SIR Michael Caine represents everything that's great about British cinema; he can do funny and loveable (as he shows in the Batman films), he can do hard-hitting and gritty (just look at Harry Brown) and he can do downright cool as he proved in this classic heist caper. Aside from all that, it stars a Knight of the Realm!
Why one is not amused:
It's called the Italian Job AND there's and Italian flag on the poster! Sorry Sir Michael but its off to the Tower of London for you to await your conviction.


4. The Iron Lady
Why it's fit for Her Majesty's service:
This film captures a century-defining era in British history and the rise and fall of the first female Prime Minister. Meryl Streep brought back to life Margaret Thatcher and showed us the person behind the iron mask.
Why one is not amused:
There's only one woman who best represents Great Britain, and she's not an Iron Lady (although she's regularly seen in silver and copper)! Furthermore, Meryl Streep, an American citizen, cannot possibly be held responsible for doing so.


3. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Why it's fit for Her Majesty's service:
Yeah baby! In 1997 Mike Myers brought to life Austin Powers the International Man of Mystery and really we could have chosen any of the films. However, The Spy Who Shagged Me best represents it's take on the classic James Bond era of British film making. Although the films moved away from this with the later Goldmember, Myers hilariously sent-up the swinging 60s and a myriad of British institutions.
Why one is not amused:
With his background of Saturday Night Live television is the US, Myers is clearly influenced by American comedy and an American view of Britain. Perhaps, too much of a spoof to best represent the British Isles. 


2. Henry V
Why it's fit for Her Majesty's service:
Kenneth Branagh is a remnant of a great age of British theatre, a stalwart of Shakespearean acting, the closest man alive to the greats like Laurence Olivier and a British institution. His performance alone in the gloriously British Henry V - which celebrates our heroic victory over the French at Agincourt - is enough to secure it our second spot. And who can forget this speech full of the most epic lines in the history of film? "We would not die in that man's company that fears his fellowship to die with us!"
Why one is not amused:
One is amused! But the next entry must surely take the top spot...


1. The Queen
Why it's fit for Her Majesty's service: 
It's a film about the Queen! In the wake or Diana's death, HRH Elizabeth II must decide how to publicly react and whether to follow the advice of the Prime Minister Tony Blair. Regardless of the dramatic storyline, that is close to the hearts of the British nation, the performances alone and the insight into life behind the palace doors are enough to secure this film the top spot in posters that best represent the United Kingdom. 
Why one is not amused:
'One little thing...Helen Mirren looks far too old to portray me!'


Wasted, Kate Tempest (Writer)


Commissioned for last year’s Latitude Festival, Wasted is the first play written by 20-year-old beat-poet Kate Tempest. It follows the lives of three post-adolescents as they stumble their way through a drug-fuelled night out, assessing their lives and dealing with the difficulties that come with growing up and being faced with the real world.

For those of you who don’t know what beat-poetry is, I suggest you look up Kate Tempest’s performances on YouTube. The style of speech in these poems is fluid verses of rhyme that are delivered as a spontaneous stream of consciousness. Tempest has written hundreds of poems on various commissions, released two spoken-word records and has just published an anthology of her work. However, Wasted is her first play and I was keen to see the transition from poetry to prose.

The play opens with the three friends – Ted, Danny and Charlotte – addressing the audience directly. They each have a microphone, which makes their voices resonate over the loud club music that preceded their entrance onto the stage. They speak in turn, sometimes overlapping, sometimes finishing each other’s sentences, but all the time speaking in the familiar rhythmic poetry that is so archetypal of Tempest’s work.


As the play pans out we learn more about the lives of the three. Ted works in an office but isn’t really happy, Charlotte is a teacher who feels like she’s wasting her life teaching kids who don’t want to be taught, and Danny is in a band you’ve never heard of that isn’t going anywhere. All three are drawn together by the death of friend Tony. The scenes are split into three types, individual monologues, scenes that play out the events of the night as they happened and the afore-mentioned three-way addresses. While the monologues are the strongest points – particularly Charlotte’s heartfelt speech where I felt Tempest’s true style came through – the latter three-ways are where the play falls flattest. The idea is promising: splitting a monologue between three people who pick up on each other’s cues with such fluidity that it sounds like one speech. However, some cues were dropped and it was done at such a speed that it came across as if the performers weren’t completely comfortable on stage.

The set itself is impressive. Unassuming black walls, floor and ceiling mean that the transitions from park, to café, to nightclub are seamless with no messy set-changes during their infrequent blackouts. The main focus is the enormous screen at the back of the stage, framed by ultra-violet lights and speakers. Onto the screen are projected the various backdrops, instantly transforming the stage for its intended purpose to great effect. I always find the use of media interesting in performance. It’s a thin line to tread between cinema and theatre and shows can often be found guilty of having overly distracting cinematography, drawing your gaze like moths to the light and making it hard to follow what is happening on-stage. Wasted avoids such a trap by using the screen merely as a moving backdrop during dialogue and saving the most absorbing camera-work for when it was the sole focus of the stage. The lighting too, is colourful and engaging and is as perfectly adapted for the hectic and vibrant nightclub scenes as it is for the stale artificial light of the café the morning-after.


The main criticism I gathered from my fellow audience members was that they found the play to be somewhat patronising. The repeated message of ‘you can live your dreams’ and ‘be anything you want to be’ was rather thrusted in the audience’s faces throughout the play. I think this was perhaps something that can be pinned down to problems an inexperienced playwright is always going to encounter. Common themes throughout much of Tempest’s work are the lack of ambition in the youth of society and how to inspire those neglected and with low aspirations. Naturally, this was the focus of Wasted, however I think Tempest could have afforded to allow her audience with a little more intelligence. The message came across most beautifully when it was subtly implied, through the characters internal monologues and the realism of their interactions. The direct addresses of the audience were therefore unnecessarily explicit and came across a little preachy.

Having said that, I still think that Tempest shows great promise as a playwright. Her style of writing is unique and I think the transition from beat poetry to theatre is a medium that could be developed further. The interactions between characters were very fluid and immediate which is a real testament to Tempest’s writing. Often, with writing that tries to reflect how young people to speak, it comes across as jarring and insincere. Tempest dealt with that problem with remarkable dexterity, accompanied by the talent of those performing, and delivered scenes that were both entertaining and relatable.

Overall, Wasted, though not without its faults, is a good piece of theatre. The performances were strong and the set and soundscapes were inspired. I hope to see more of Tempest’s work take to the stage.